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From:Unknown
Q:I took your AROC test and determined that you are insane. As such as I am a new citizen of AROC, I will raise an Army of citizens and if need be Mercenaries, to overthrow the Government of AROC and remove you as its leader.
You won't know when it is coming, but you will be powerless to stop me. Just know that one day your reign of insanity will cease to exist.
Sincerely,
The Commander of the Alabama Republic of Canada Revolutionary Army (COMAROCRA)
Echo 5 Lima
A: Well now, this fella here is a little big for his britches it seems like! I as Chancellor of this fine country of AROC am not the least bit worried about your petty threats. The arsenal of the Border patrol and the National Security Service (NSS) both are well stocked with the finest weaponry the Arctic has to offer. So before planning any attacks, you might want to think about what it would be like staring down the business end of a Dog-Cannon
From:slightlyconfusedstocker@yahoo.com
Q: This question is regarding to the so called chancellor Andew's decision on why Vault is better than Monster. Why would anyone ever want to waste their life by drinking Vault? You may as well be drinking water from a swamp in a hick town in Tennessee while simultaneously eating fecal matter from a feral cat. Monster has fueled the border patrol for years and not one Michigander has broken through the electrified fence, or the 40 ft brick wall, or even the moat. So to put it simply why drink Vault?
Sincerly Yours,
Alex
A:Mr. Beast, Wasting time drinking vault? Clearly this "monster" you are consuming is somehow killing your brain cells which has caused you to have a lack of judgement. And as far as the border patrol keeping out the michigiggles and what not, have you not seen the Andew and Jer-Mac cartoons? They are always in here messin with us. So yeah, we say Vault is the best because it clearly IS the best. duh.
From: SexyDemocrat69@yahoo.com
Q: Hey all in AROC i have a question about stuff and stuff. anyway why did it do that when i told you not to? did i mention that i love naked butter fights? YOU CAN"T CENSOR ME I GOTS RIGHTS!!!!! besides when did i ever say anything about naked butter fights? why will my computer not send me email letters in the mail? i want answer! now!
love,
Al Gore
A: Uhhhh.........Fuzzy Michigan
From: markishott12@yahoo.com
Q: hello ppls.....now that I got you to open this let me say one thing...UPDATE YOUR WEBSITE BECAUSE A FEW PPL KNOW ABOUT IT THINK IT IS OFF THE HOOK (so saying) and wish you to update.....Loving it, but stop picking on alfonzo he is a confusted boy...or ehh girl...or ehh....yeah... well also can you tell me if alfonzo is really a boy or girl. this is confusing me also...he/she is so weird. thank you.
~~Sarah :-P
A: Well um................................ yeah I'll Try to get on that.
From: jeanmcfraley@aol.com
Q.Tell me a bit about the religion in The Alabama Republic of Canada.
-Jean McFarley
A.Well, The A.R.O.C.'s official state religion is Al Goreism run my the secretary of religion Connor Buchanan. Al Goreism is based on the belief that Al Gore is the Creator of the universe using evolution to create it. It also promotes the idea that trees are the superior life form on the Earth and that someday we He will take all his tree children and start a new utopia on the moon where trees will be able to life in peace without all the evil humans stealing their land and killing their brothers. For more information on Al Goreism and the great tree rebellion visit your local AROCian library.
From: smokingerman420@yahoo.com
Q Why is Chancellor spelled Chanclor on your site? Do you not know how to spell or something? I was just wondering.....
mr. viarg
A Like American English, AROCian English has some differences from the original Queen's English spoken in Canada and England. some words spelled differently are frount, auuntena, Chanclor, and aboot. So, these words are not spelled incorrectly, just spelled differently than most are used to.
From: satanicslipknotlover666@aol.com
Q. hey now! what's so bad about michigan?
A. whoa whoa whoa now. the thing aboot michigan is its like the worst country ever! it has like people throwing up in the streets for fun and when you walk by anyone on the sidewalk they like push you down and steal your wallet and then plant some illegal drugs on you then arrests you because it turns out he is also a crooked michigan cop. they also use spoiled milk to bathe in. and they brush their teeth with plungers. and they drink a whole bunch of those chemicals under the kitchen sink just for fun but don't die cause they are stupid with stupid accents and look fat wearing blue and yeah. they also stole the upper peninsula from wisconsin and named a lake after themselves that doesn't belong to them.
Q. Fuzzy it you guys if i knew you were going to put a picture of me on there at least it could have been a good one.
-Alfonzo
A. Umm, thats not a question. Plus you shouldn't be talking to us anyway, Guilty, Nude prison.
From: pj895@hotmail.com
Q. How does it feel to have funds secretly given to the AROCian government by its very own underground crime syndicate?
A. Who said we had a crime syndicate? The government of AROC does not promote crime, our "Mob" as some call it is basically a Union for the government workers of AROC and is in charge of some funding of departments, embezzlement, stealing other countries technology, getting rid of unwanted people, and keeping away bill collectors. But definitely nothing illegal
From: pj895@hotmail.com
Q. Why does dial up have to suck so darn much?
- Don Juan
(crime leader of the new AROC cartel)
ps: positions are now open in the AROC mob! first come, first serve!
A. Well you see, the dial-up modem was first invented by Al Gore but then stole from him by some shifty businessman from Michigan, The Model Al Gore invented was 80 times faster than today's dial-up and was even faster than DSL or cable. But after this "businessman" got ahold of the design he slowed it down to the point that it was virtually useless to view Al Gore's wonderful creation of ours that is the internet. It has also been said that the very same Businessman was in charge of the bookkeeping at ENRON.
From: supposed_2be_blonde@yahoo.com
Q. Hello, you may not know me, lightbooth, lotion..... anyway I like your Country, although I would like to be part of your goverment. O, another viewer (lives on wolf) says Jeremy needs a new picture and she really enjoys naked butter fights. So be carful you crazy canadians!!
A. Well Hello, lotion on followspot nob....... anyway i really do not see a question in this so i will make one up for you... Hey Chanclor! how come you are just so cool? Well my friend, i am just so cool because i have my own country and am the 4 time national champion of the Naked Butterfight Assosiation. I also like busses and Canada, whats not cool about that?
From: dune_12@hotmail.com
Q. i have a question, er, more than one. well, one is that what did alfonzo do in the first place do get so many life sentences, 2 is i want to know how to become a member of the AROC government, and if not, i at least want to be able to play my kazoo with my nose on tuesday. o, another question, what is the national song of the Alabama Republic of Canada?
A.Alfonzo is alot like Buford and Buford is alot like Alfonzo um... and both are very annoying um... yeah. Um.... the government is like um... kinda full right now like... yeah. Just wait for the next election and run for a postion. Well if you want to the National "anthem" of the Alabama Republic of Canada visit our Country Info Page.