Laws of the Land

Section 1

Article I: Dogs can not laugh on Thursday.

Article II: When a minor hits an adult it is considered rape on the minors account

Article III: No playing the kazoo with your nose on Tuesday.

Article IV: Murdering anyone who is not a freshmen is against the law. This is excluding freshmen who are government officials.

Article V: People related to the Chanclor may be grounded. This includes parents.

Article VI: Vice Chanclor has Veto power over everyone but the Chanclor.

Article VII: Three top government officials have power of harassment over everyone else. It is a crime for all others

Article VIII: If first or secondary judges are not appointed, position is filled by Chanclor and Vice Chanclor.

Article IX: In the case of Alfonzo v. Jesse Act of 1969: Jesse is not considered an adult.

Article X: Punishment can be overridden by Chanclor by grounding people

Section 2

Article I: Chanclor can take away an individuals right of being a person.(proven in the Zblewski v. Jesse Act of 2024.

Article II: For a law to be passed it must be accepted by the Chanclor

Article III: People remain in their government positions until retirement, death, or being fired by Chanclor.

Article IV: Chanclor must pass any additions to government positions.

Article V: Alfonzo in not aloud to talk in the presence of Chanclor or Vice Chanclor

Article VI: No one is allowed to call our country imaginary or stupid or weird or crooked or crap or shi&.

Article VII: No one is allowed to die in a tornado.

Article VIII: Jeremy v. E.T. Act of 3014 states that aliens are our friends. Anyone that shows harm towards aliens will be punished.

Article IX: Correcting the Chanclor and Vice Chanclor on the law's sections or articles is forbidden.

Article X: Chaclor and Vice Chanclor have the power to pardon themselves.

Article XI: Pardons can be Vetoed by Chanclor if Alfonzo will end up being punished.

Section 3

Article I: It's illegal to get a fish drunk on Wednesday.

Article II: Perry can be used as crime punishment as in the Michael Jackson v. Perry Act of 1694

Article III: The Chanclor, Vice Chanclor, and Vice President can not be grounded.

Article IV: Section 1 Article III has been repealed in the case of The People v. Connor Act of 1991.

Article V: Section 3 Article VI has been repealed

Article IV: Section 3 Article V has been repealed.

Article V: Veto Power is as shown in diagram 3-A

Section 4

Article I: People who need to be killed by the government can have their status changed to non-government official freshmen by the joined votes of the Chanclor and Vice Chanclor.

Article II: Law not yet written down but are intended to be written down by the Chanclor are considered legal laws unless law is not officially written down in 75 years.

Article III: Section 3 Article IV has been repealed in the case of Vice Chanclor v. Connor.

Article IV: Section 4 Article III has been repealed in the Grace v. Connor of 48 B.C.

Article V: Section 4 Article IV has been repealed just to make things a whole lot more complicated.

Article VI: Prison sentences can be reduced if plea be made and Alfonzo ends up receiving another life sentence in nude prison.

Article VII: If Alfonzo tries to talk his way out of a prison sentence, otherwise known as defending himself in court, he will receive 4 extra life sentences plus the one he was about to receive.

Article VIII: You can't handle the truth.

Article IX: Government holds more power than religion.

Article X: AlGoreism is the approved State run religion of the Alabama Republic of Canada.

Section 5

Article I: Divorce is not allowed in the country of A.R.O.C. Punishable to marriage to whom thee divorced.

Article II: Jesse shall not touch anyone other than Alfonzo if Jesse shall touch someone other than whom he is in marriage with it is considered rape to the 5th degree.

Article III: Jesse and Alfonzo now share each others laws and need to follow the ones that apply to them and their life partner(S). Life sentences also are shared.

Article IV: The old tradition of "Word of the Day" is hereby to be restarted and is to be kept going by the government.

Article V: Alfonzo can not look at the Vice Chanclor.

Article VI: Alfonzo has to refer to Andy in the Third person.

Article VII: No underwear allowed.

Article VIII: Connor's nickname is hereby known as Peter Rabbit or Condor

Article IX: Appeal of Section 5 Article VII.

Article X: Grandma has to give us some sugar................cookies.

Section 6

Article I: People from Michigan will forever be known as Michigiggles

Article II: Dog Cannons DO NOT actually hurt dogs, unless they laughed on Thursday

Article III: Al Gore is God

Article IV: It is illegal to watch anything that is not the Adventures of Andew and Jer-Mac

Article V: AROC does not, I repeat DOES NOT, condone suicide

Article VI: If you break it, fix it

Article VII: If you book them they will play

Article VIII: Vault is better than Mountain Dew and WAY better than Monster

Article IX: Failure to follow any rules will result in sending Alfonzo to nude prison

Article X: Chanclors can decide when elections shall be held

Section 7

Article 1: The Holiday of Gore-mas is hereby declared to be celebrated every December 13th

Article 2: The State of AROC Address will be made every year on the second thursday of March

Article 3: Amendment of Section 1 Artcle VII Created the power of four top Government officials

Article 4: Declaration creates minors to be a minor status until the age of 21

Article 5: Section 2 Article III is abolished

Article 6: Amendment to Section 3 Article III added the Secretary of Defense

Article 7: Amendment to Section 5 Article III adding Bufford to the mix

Article 8: Amendment to all laws allowing substitution of Bufford for Alfonzo

Artilce 9: Amendment to Section 6 Article IV changing Adventures of Andew and Jer-Mac to anything SCAG Productions or its affiliates

Section 8

Article I: If you marry an AROC Citizen you automatically become a Citizen

Article II: If you are born of an AROC Citizen you are Automatically a Citizen

Article III: If you are elected to an AROC Government Position the Chancellors may automatically grant you citizenship

Article IV: Citizens are required to help with the advancement of the Alabama Republic of Canada

Article V: Amendment adding Buford to Section 2 Article XI

Article VI: Amendment of repeal to Section 4 Article VIII we guess you can handle the truth after all

Article VII: Amendment of repeal to Section 8 Article VI ha just kidding you really can't handle the truth

Section 9

Article I: Court Appointments Position is Defined as: To decide which cases are to be heard in the courts.

Article II: 1st Judge Position is Defined as: To decide if the party is guilty or not.

Article III: 2nd Judge Position is Defined as: To decide the punishment for the guilty party.

Article IV: Secretary of Defense is Defined as: Coordinate all the military service branches.

Article V: NSS (National Security Service) is Defined as: To handle all military threats within our borders.

Article VI: Chief of Foreign Wars is Defined as: To handle all military threats in foreign lands.

Article VII: Chief Admiral is Defined as: To head the Alabama Republic of CanadaÕs Navy.

Article VIII: Border Patrol is Defined as: To handle all non-military threats within our borders.

Article IX: Vice President is Defined as: Coordinates the governmentÕs cabinet.

Article X: Secretary of Treasury is Defined as: Coordinates all of the Alabama Republic of CanadaÕs funds.

Article XI: Secretary of NORM is Defined as: To handle any other job not assigned to the other positions of the cabinet.

Article XII: Secretary of Religion is Defined as: To maintain the country religion of Al Goreism.

Article XIII: U.N. Representative is Defined as: To be the Alabama Republic of CanadaÕs United Nations Representative.

Article XIV: Any other duties may be given to any branch of government at anytime through co-permissions of the Chancellor and Vice-Chancellor.

Article XV: Chancellor and Vice-Chancellor is Defined as: To do what ever powers and responsibilites that the Chancellor and Vice-Chancellor decide their powers to be.