Al Goreism (al•gor•is•um) -Noun The government approved religion of The Alabama Republic of Canada, based upon the religion that Al Gore as a god, created the internet and also the earth, most people agree that he is the leader of the trees and the defender of the environment. Any old greenhorn can be an environmentalist, but those who truly care about the world and the green movement worship the god of carbon credits- Al Gore. Many popular cults, besides the Alabama Republic of Canada have adopted this religion such as The Sierra Club, PETA, and in some circles, NPR.

• Al Gore invented the internet.
• Al Gore is capable of photosynthesis.
• Al Gore is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
• Al Gore CAN in fact 'raise the roof'. And he can do it with one hand.
• Al Gore is hands down the best film maker in the world.
• Al Gore can change a zebra's spots.
• Al Gore invented all 32 letters of the alphabet.
• People who say Al Gore is not sexy are liars and should be shunned.
• Al Gore knows the last digit of pi.
• Al Gore isn't just saving the environment, he invented the environment.
• Al Gore doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
• When you say "no one's perfect", Al Gore takes this as a personal insult.
• The First rule of Al Gore is: you do not talk about Al Gore.
• Al Gore counted to infinity - twice.
• Al Gore is hands down the best poet in the world.
• Al Gore deserves all the Nobel Peace prizes, and all the Emmy Awards forever.
• Al Gore can speak braille.
• Al Gore once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
• Al Gore is hands down the best author in the world.
• Al Gore runs Snow Leopard on his Etch-a-Sketch.
• Al Gore's college roommate was actor Tommy Lee Jones

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